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I hate children

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.
by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023
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Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children
Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English
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valorant children

Just got racially profiled by valorant children
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YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...
Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
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Children

They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children
The Children got into the Dog Treats again.
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Children

Other wise know as kids, children, are little demon spawns from hell who's only objective in life is make yours into hell.
They are usually found yelling, screaming, crying, a mixture of all three, or torturing someone with their questions that you're not allowed to answer.
Person A: woah you look like shit what happened?
Person B: I was babysitting a couple of kids (children)
Person A: Understood.
by Sunny118 November 21, 2018
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Children

"Why did I have a children?"
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