carrot topping
carrot topping by hamghetti... September 29, 2006
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Brown-Carrot
Brown-Carrot by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006
sexual carrot
n. Refers to a ginger or red head which constantly makes inappropriate sexual remarks. Because the comments are often met with disdain, this person is generally disliked, making people wish he or she was buried in dirt so that only their hair is showing.
Person 1: Some red headed guy at the party named Mike kept making dumb jokes about butt sex while everyone else was talking.
Person 2: Oh you mean the ginger kid! I hate that guy!
Person 3: Yea, Mike's a sexual carrot.
Person 2: Oh you mean the ginger kid! I hate that guy!
Person 3: Yea, Mike's a sexual carrot.
sexual carrot by A guy on a hill July 24, 2011
i love you too @carrot cake :-)
i love you too @carrot cake :-) by i smell like beef :/ May 27, 2019
Man Carrot
Man Carrot by AshleeMalfoy October 23, 2011
Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight
Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."
Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010