A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024
Get the Vag-canomug. by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019
Get the Canoemug. Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.
Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.
by Sassenach March 14, 2025
Get the Douche Canoemug. by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023
Get the douche canoemug. by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022
Get the canoe beermug. The sexual act in where one woman lies on her back, performing oral sex on one man, allowing vaginal or anal penetration from another man, whilst a third man tittyfucks her. The three men must syncrothise there thrust and , if desired shout "Stroke!" whilst thrusting to fully simulate a wonderful summer camp feeling.
by Richard Slammer October 19, 2018
Get the Canoemug. A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.
by CountedBubble48 November 21, 2021
Get the Jorge canomug.