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Canada's History

Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.
Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

(v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.
Did you read about Canada's History in that one magazine Canada's history? No? check The Beaver
by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act of the deepest depravity, typically involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Often ham is in involved, but it is frequently called bacon for no good reason.
Dude, that chick is a total skank, I heard she let the whole hockey team have a Canada's History with her.
by Eadams51 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
by That Guy Bri February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sex act inflicted on the United States by Stephen Colbert.
"I got herpes exploring Canada's History."
by abaum February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.
I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.
by sagedismal February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

a depraved act of a sexual nature where maple leaves are jammed up the anus until a sweet syrup drips onto the loon-shaped pancakes you have strategically placed on your partner's genitalia.
I'm in the mood for some Canada's History! You bring the leaves, I'll supply the pancakes!!
by quickcook February 4, 2010
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