california coffee

When you sit sown for your morning cup of coffee, and instead of sugar, you drop a couple of spoon fulls of pure Columbian cocaine into that shit.

Dude, I had an exam this morning, so I woke up the mighty kids way with a cup of california coffee.

by TJ Short October 1, 2007

caffeine

A legal stimulant that is found in coffee, soft drinks and energy drinks and there is the pill form. Normally ingested in drinks but can be swallowed in the pill form or the pill can be crushed to powder for snorting and even cases of "slamming". Caffeine is as strong as amphetamines but does not cause wicked behavior as, cocaine, meth or other drugs but too much caffeine at one time can get a person high and can "tweak" a person out.

Pepsi, mtn dew, coffee, monster drinks all contain caffeine. Too many monster's can twack a person out.

by jackson, j May 30, 2006

coffeebagger

Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.

"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."

by towhee March 1, 2010

Coffee Shop Productivity

The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.

"Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating "

"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."

by J-Cat February 28, 2013

Coffee

Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.

RFC 2324 (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0))

by zot-fot-piq October 14, 2003

cup of coffee

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.

Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.

by Big Tom September 6, 2005

Coffee Grind

When a female/any person with a vagina rubs her vaginal area on someone else, especially while that person is sleeping, passed out or otherwise occupied.

Coffee grind is also less commonly used to describe rubbing the vaginal area on a willing partner during foreplay.

"Kelly, don't bother coffee grindin' that guy - he's just pretending to be asleep!"

"Quick, grab the camera! Katie's giving Brad a mad coffee grind!"

by Blue Honey December 27, 2007