Salty Caesar

When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang

I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way

by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021

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Toolius Caesar

Someone who is nicknamed Toolie, and considers themselves to be akin to Julius Caesar. Most likely very sly, sharp-tongued, handsome in real life, very smart (doesn't matter if book smart or street smart), very dominant, and probably excels in sports.

Guy 1: "Hey, Toolie. Why do you have a Julius Caesar profile picture?"
Guy 2: "Because I'm Toolius Caesar."

by ad;oiadkjadaakjdhaskhaksjd August 26, 2021

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Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.

She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar

by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021

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