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Brown Pen 

Similar to a poop cock, a brown pen is when a male will insert his penis into another person's anus and come out with feces partially or fully coating the head of his penis.
Man 1: "Hey, dude don't do anal with Jane."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."
Brown Pen by Fester Burnham May 31, 2009

Brown Ops 

An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.

Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?

Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.

Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?

Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
Brown Ops by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011

Brown Zeppelin

huge turd that blows your ass appart
that Brown Zeppelin tore my ass up

charlie brown syndrome 

Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.
For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.

As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa 

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome
yo i saw charlie brown kwanzaa and i laughted my ass off
Charlie Brown Kwanzaa by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007

joe brown 

a caucasian male with an african american size penis
I was at the bar and met this white guy took him home and he had a joe brown. I kept him.
joe brown by Vanessa Williams October 10, 2007