bro-on 

A hardon for your bro's.

A: "Hey bro, i've got the axe and the natti ice, did you bring the other essentials?"
B: "Yeah bro, i've got the gamecube and the black dildo"
A: "I've got such a bro-on right now bro"
B: "Yeah bro"

bro-on by Craig McRae July 26, 2006

Bill Bro'reilly 

1. A bro that could be considered loud, obnoxious and ignorant. This bro has trouble admitting he is wrong and will try to distort facts. When cornered on an issue he is likely to interrupt and yell at you out of frustration.

2. Host of the Bro'reilly Factor

3. Hardcore Conservative bro

Steve: Dan is a regular Bill Bro'reilly hes always getting upset and yelling when we debate.

Scott: Well that's just how some people are.

Bill Bro'reilly by TheGlueGunner June 22, 2011

Cool Joke Bro 

A deviation of Cool Story Bro. To be used when someone tells you ridonculously lame, non appealing, inscrutable or aggravting jokes. If they get it, it shuts 'em right up. If they don't, then you laugh. You end up being the funny sarcastic asshole anyways.

Dick: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Nick: whats that?

Dick: Her ankles

Nick: Cool Joke Bro

Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.

Cool Joke Bro by Usermane August 29, 2011

bro in the dark

A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.

“Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”

bro in the dark by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

choice bro 

A Kiwi (New Zealander) expression that is somewhat retro now. It is used when you want to say something is really cool.

Dude 1: I'm going to get new wheels for my car.
Dude 2: Choice bro!

choice bro by nevrar March 27, 2007

Bro Code 

1.Don’t talk to your bro’s crushes ever, not even a little bit. That’s not cool and that’s betrayal.

2.Don’t talk to their exes or girlfriends unless granted permission.
3. Bro’s before hoes.

“Man, you my best friend, that’s the bro code.”

Bro Code by ImaGOAT9 January 2, 2020

mean bro leanin 

Derogatory term first used in the late 1980's describing those male drivers who drove slouched down in the driver's seat, leaning over with one arm on the console or armrest, barely able to see over the dash, and appearing to be seated in the middle of the car when viewed from behind. Most often was applied to a member of the black race, and often the driver was wearing a ballcap with the bill facing any which way but forward.

Leroy jumped into his Nissan, assumed the position of mean bro leanin, and headed to the club to find some booty.

mean bro leanin by Vinny Trace May 14, 2008