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Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
by Forever2297 November 19, 2022
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brazilian backout

Wife chokes husband with a bra.
Hey babe want a Brazilian backout tonight?
by Brazilian backout November 20, 2022
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brazilian pencil

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.
by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022
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Brazilian Yankee Doddle

When a Girl Saves a year supplies of used tampons lights them on fire and throws them outside at people.
Dave: “Did you hear what Jessica did last night?”
Tony: “No what happened?”
Dave: “She lit all her tampons on fire and threw them outside! Her first Brazilian Yankee Doddle!”
by XXXTENMAURYEL November 16, 2021
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Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie

person you meet pretty regularly to do Brazilian Butt Lifts togheter👭 aka your soulmate at this point
A:"Have you planned something for tomorrow?"
B: "Yes Queen B👸! I'm gonna BBL with my Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie"
by BBL QUEEN November 16, 2021
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Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.
Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"
by I <3 myself March 26, 2022
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Brazilian Cocktail

In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.
Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"
by toboUD October 1, 2021
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