Branden

evil monster the no taller than 5'11 , mf will use u just to f , likes girls way outta his league , frm grape . likes his d sucky

damn branden he aint shit frfr

by yo momma ate that give me November 22, 2021

Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testoterone prosecutors cry in frustration

Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Didn't exactly rush out there to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter.

by Locnav December 17, 2021

Branden

has the most voluptuous moose knuckle known to man

person 1: "bro you see that thing in his pants?"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"

by peepeepoos July 3, 2022

Brandee

A big titty bitch that doesn’t gaf

Brandee is bhad

by Honey moon July 20, 2022

Braicen

A very diabetic person

You are like Braicen

by Bonskit March 20, 2023

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

Mayonaise bracelet

The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio

Wow that girl earned that mayonaise bracelet, now she can wear it with pride!

by Hyruki December 2, 2009