smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.

"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."

by rewand0099 June 11, 2009

Batter Bomb

In the USA it's when you bust your nut in your hand and then slap the chick you just got done smashing. Preferably in the face but on the ass is acceptable.

After I got done butt fucking your mom, I pulled out and gave that old slut a batter bomb.

by GhettoSupreme July 21, 2012

batteriea

when you shit batteries

"the other day I had some mad batteriea"

by bigmonkeywoman March 31, 2013

battery nipples

when your nipples look like the end of a battery. The Positive end.

Guy 1: Hey you know jasmine?
Guy 2: Thick jasmine?
Guy 1: NO, Battery nipples Jasmine
Guy 2: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH... Like the end of a battery?
Guy 1: DUH

by Anal Cherry Herpes. July 3, 2016

Better Than Juan

When you're better than juan

when you're better than Juan like height and everything else.

by BetterThanJuan December 27, 2016

Bitterballenjoost

Het gevoel van intense innerlijke pijn waardoor je weer moet denken aan alles wat fout is gegaan in je leven en je je afvraagt wat het zin is van je bestaan. Om hierna tot de conclusie te komen dat niks meer zin heeft.

Je kent het wel, je stoot je glas drinken om en bent meteen bitterballenjoost

by #420BlazeKing February 23, 2019