baton de douche

a lytchett matravers term for when you have a shit followed straightaway by a shower. the baton being the shit and the douche being the shower.

when we were in spain ellz had a baton de douche every day

by will March 1, 2004

Boon docking

Taking your partner out to the boonies an put your penis in their butt

We went to the country last night an did a lil boon docking

by Fagatha82 October 7, 2019

meat baton

A lenth of meat (often pork) which is cooked and inserted into a bun.

Usually contains high levels of greese. Often served with splatterings of a varying range of fluids and vegetable pieces.

Can I have a large meat baton with cheese and thora flakes please?

by Jambodia The Nude April 26, 2003

boon

a virgin. 1)A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.
2) A chaste or unmarried woman; a maiden. 3) one who does squirts hairy babies in sheds on the east side of isreal.

homie: yo dogg, look at that carnie with no teeth.
homie's pal: bet he be workin' in a flea market.
homie: word. a boon fo' life, fo'sho.

by jeff420 January 23, 2005

boon

something lame, or bad. the opposite of the phrase "dank".

" oh that guys so boon."
" thats boon bro."

by brownie1234 August 21, 2011

Michael Bolton

Rhyming slang to be used when someone from your party has left unexpectedly, especially during a drinking session.

"Where's the other lad gone?!"
"Think he's after Michael Bolton."

by Pickerring January 8, 2008

botonamy

The Study of studying plants

Hey Juan I heard you study plants, how does Juan get into botonamy

by CommonKnowledge May 23, 2018