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Phone bondage 

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
Phone bondage by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008
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Eggs Benedicted

The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.
She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.

snuggie bondage fuck 

When a dude puts a chick in a snuggie and ties the sleeves in the back like a straight jacket, then fucks the shit out of her.
At first the snuggie seemed like a horrible Valentines day gift until mark introduced the snuggie bondage fuck.

James Bond

In English: The super handsome spy of MI6 who has a license to kill

In Indonesian: JAga MESjid ama keBOND
Have you watched Goldfinger?
What is it?
The best James Bond Movie EVER!

Indonesian
Hey! The Mosque is not guarded
Call the James Bond!
James Bond by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017

Band Bond 

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.
Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, what’s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...
Band Bond by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018

Gold bond 

A foot powder that can also be used to blow clouds from your ass
The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made
Gold bond by Thhhad January 30, 2019

Ayden bondanza 

just some random ass brown kid/name for random small brown kid.

(has to be 5'6 and under)
"are u Ayden bondanza"
"u callin me short"
Ayden bondanza by Ookrack June 8, 2020