Blitch

(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.

Jerod was blitched by Hansen

by Ninjombie November 2, 2013

Blitch

A blonde bitch. A platinum blonde bitch who thinks shes the shit.

I hate nasty blitches, who think their the shit.

by Wazhma April 1, 2008

BlitzBall

It's a random uk tart, known coz of his escapes giving back to enemies.

He's a random uk tart = He's a blitzball

by Anz December 2, 2003

Blitzreich

A fail Teen Second Life Army.

Shadow: Yo those Talons be attacking us!
Kharne: Nah, man. That's just Blitzreich.

by Silva_I December 13, 2009

Blitch

Extreme sadness at some joyous ocurrence

I won the blitchin lottery

by Anonymous September 28, 2006

blitch

A level higher than bitch.

Your such a fuckin blitch for taking my m&m's

by G Dizzle G Dog November 21, 2010

Blitch

a nicer rendition of BITCH. Instead of saying the more offensice word, just say blitch.

Girl 1- So are you going to see Derick night after he cheated on you?
Girl 2-Blitch please!

by Ana September 28, 2006