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I bet you cant mount a tv

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
mugGet the I bet you cant mount a tvmug.

mortgage bet

£5 max on any bet.

Created by Sir Maththe geniusFerguson
I’ve got 2 mortgage bets on this game. (£10)
by Cbaabc123321 April 25, 2024
mugGet the mortgage betmug.

Bet

A truly meaningless comeback with absolutely no use at all and shouldn't be allowed to be used. Bet is a comeback only people at the age of adolescence. It's a bad comeback generally; you're only trying to make yourself look better.

Person 1: hey you stupid idiot
Person 2: fight me
Person 1: bet
Person 2: *beats the ever living shit outta them*

Overall, only losers will ever say bet, and almost everytime you beat somebody in a game, race, whatever it is, you may hear this work of modern art. Don't use this word. Ever.
"bet I'll win you later shithead"
by Leaf0 March 21, 2024
mugGet the Betmug.

let me get a bet

Loan or borrowing money Kentucky slang
Yo let me get a bet till I get my check tomorrow
by Fromthedtothek July 14, 2022
mugGet the let me get a betmug.

Bet

Used by kids who play among us Minecraft and other games who most likely never touched grass. This slang word means to say something like "okay", "ok", or "alright". In the end the meaning of this word does not actually mean what it intends to mean since there is no bet in saying ok and the person who says it is somewhat stupid since even they do not know what they betting on.
Kid 1: Wanna play basket ball? Kid 2: Bet
Kid 1: Wanna monkey around? Kid 2: Bet
by oogwayheigweimasteryoda December 19, 2022
mugGet the Betmug.

Betty Bet That Up

“Hey can I fuck you so hard that cum comes out your nostrils” -daddy
“Betty Bet That Up” -mommy
by Slurpmeout October 31, 2023
mugGet the Betty Bet That Upmug.

Bet

Something said to explain or describe the positiveness that an event will occur or the awesomeness of said event.
Ex 1: "Tonight going to be a bet!"

Ex 2: "Yo, tonight was a bet"
by Cbal95 October 21, 2011
mugGet the Betmug.

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