Beach Haus

a long and storied end of summer tradition in which a group of people steal off to a maritime house for several days in order to celebrate the gift of friendship, renew old bonds, and get sh**faced for an irresponsible amount of time.

Question: Hey, how was Beach Haus this year?
Answer: I don't remember.

by Captain Adam01 August 4, 2011

Beach Nigger

any man or woman from an island country when in the summertime can be seen to buy food in a sandwich bag, big-boned or overtly taller and built/shaped/complexion as if they spent every waking minute on the beach .. usually drive automobiles without top or wrangler Jeep buggy that seats 4 and usually strikes on prom night

see someone walking in slides on late spring or summer night with wife beater (medium or small size a-shirt) say to self BEACH NIGGER

by iconoclast celebrity January 25, 2022

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.

John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night

by Amnor June 30, 2017

Beach Skunk

someone’s exercising their Medical Marijuana card…

“Bro you smell that beach skunk?”

“Smells like a beach skunk”

by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022

riviera beach

Where the bay, river, and creek meet. Just a sliver of paradise created by the lord himself in the heart of Pasadena, Maryland. Often referred to as Gods Country. The perfect mix of blue collar, white collar, American Pride, and friendly neighbors. A place so perfect that everyday is vacation!

Gavin: Is this Heaven?
Jeffrey: Nah, this is Riviera Beach.

by BigOlBeefBoy22 April 4, 2021

North beach

A small beach town located in Calvert county Maryland. It’s where all the high schoolers in calco go to skate, hang out, and vibe. They hold a farmers market every Friday during the summer. There is basically no crime and the whole town has a chill easy going vibe, it’s basically your standard beach town but better.

“North beach Maryland is the jewel of the Chesapeake.

by Big_nig_6969 July 17, 2020