by Rojo dee Mofo June 23, 2017
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"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."
by NotYourAveragePK August 30, 2017
Get the Baptist Sunday Lunch mug.A Baptor in Raptor Pastor clothing.
A Baptor delivering C.D.T. (Consciously directed thought) to his community Church members at large, while host-Gatored by a Nephinal 'Loosh' eating; behind the veil; old-world; dream-world; real-world parasite. Either with conscious linear time constructs operated through favorite hypnosis trigger objects like Bibles, or operated thought cut down with good old basic "just copying what The London Seminaries taught me cause my ministering and vocal expression is severely cut short due to being a denominational New World Order Sell-Out.
A Pastor bravely fights his inner Baptor against the raptors of the Matrix peacefully by saying, "Agent Smith, I now know you and your Cern Southern Antarctic ice-slices, are responsible for the really weird and strange 2019 Quantum Bible Effect, Oh break a mirror, Now Matrix is in the Bible? Police! Can we just hug and makeup? Afterall Jups was in Libra for the past year; Agent Smith haven't we learned anything about increasing truce?
A Baptor delivering C.D.T. (Consciously directed thought) to his community Church members at large, while host-Gatored by a Nephinal 'Loosh' eating; behind the veil; old-world; dream-world; real-world parasite. Either with conscious linear time constructs operated through favorite hypnosis trigger objects like Bibles, or operated thought cut down with good old basic "just copying what The London Seminaries taught me cause my ministering and vocal expression is severely cut short due to being a denominational New World Order Sell-Out.
A Pastor bravely fights his inner Baptor against the raptors of the Matrix peacefully by saying, "Agent Smith, I now know you and your Cern Southern Antarctic ice-slices, are responsible for the really weird and strange 2019 Quantum Bible Effect, Oh break a mirror, Now Matrix is in the Bible? Police! Can we just hug and makeup? Afterall Jups was in Libra for the past year; Agent Smith haven't we learned anything about increasing truce?
by creativeflame December 30, 2018
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by DarrachLoddesol February 25, 2019
Get the Barterman mug.The really embarrasing shit the Bay Area calls their subway system. Usually has a distinct weed odor, stear clear of Powell st and Civic Center stations, they are full of city rats and homeless people. If possible, try to avoid BART altogether, take CalTrain or some other transit service
by MyOreo528 February 25, 2019
Get the BART mug.When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.
This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.
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