Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.

Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!

by amillionminutes July 16, 2009

backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010

backseat freedom

The phrase has taken on two interpretations referring to either the old days when seatbelts weren't required, or the more popular risquè version alluding to getting frisky with a partner in the backseat of a vehicle.

"I'm a child of backseat freedom, baptised by rock and roll."

by Ze Übermensch July 21, 2017

Backend Mary

Refers to lighting a blunt while inside someone else’s anus.

“Damn dude I just backend Mary’d him!”

by nrnenendnfnndnrrn May 7, 2019

backseat lover

The one doing the fucking in anal sex

I bent over and let my backseat lover do all the work

by Joe The Guy? July 9, 2021

The Bickle

The belief that females do not exist.

Female: Wow that was a great night.

The Bickle: Ryan, I just had the best wank.

Female: What we had sex!

The Bickle: Ryan, you hear that?

by Senior Ha June 14, 2011

fully backed

Your parents have your back. They are helping to support you. You are your own person...with the help of your parents.

I've graduated from college and now I'm on my own...fully backed.

by spirit434 April 19, 2014