Bitch
Cecelia is a such a crazy bitch that she puts her children in the hospital just so they can see what happens when they don't behave.
Bitch by cecebooms314 April 21, 2009
Bitch
Bitch - Noun
1. A woman who is sarcastic and rude
2. A woman who overpowers their boyfriend
3. A woman who is spoiled, oblivious, and rude
1. A woman who is sarcastic and rude
2. A woman who overpowers their boyfriend
3. A woman who is spoiled, oblivious, and rude
Bitch by 3rd Degree Burns September 10, 2011
bitch
Bitch
Noun: Bitch (bich):
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Super Dodgeball on NES, English, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Super Dodgeball on NES, English, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
-Maddox
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
-Maddox
Bitch by Randomguy47 December 2, 2007
bitch
1. a female who won't put out
2. a female who acts two faced or cold for no reason
3. a female
4. the middle seat
5. methamphetamine
6. a term to express the gayness of others
7. a servant
8. the "catcher"
2. a female who acts two faced or cold for no reason
3. a female
4. the middle seat
5. methamphetamine
6. a term to express the gayness of others
7. a servant
8. the "catcher"