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Bafonkled

When you are wasted and can’t think of a word to make it sound like you are not quite wasted
Bitch I’m not wasted, I’m bafonkled
by probablycass November 25, 2022
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baff

v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.
She enjoys a good baffing.
by spaggler April 30, 2004
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BAF

BAF is an acronym, which stands for “Busy as Fuck.” It is primarily used in inter-office cubicle communities of programmers, system analysts, and network administrators.

BAF is rapidly expanding into higher education communities at four-year universities. This migration into the vernacular is due largely to the attendance of established technical workers attending four-year universities.

BAF is rumored to have originated in fall of 2004 as a resulting conversation between a network administrator and a system analyst while attending SDSU (San Diego, CA).
Me: My boss just gave me another major project on top of the three I already have! I will have to work on weekends for 6 weeks!

Friend: Well, between, working full time, going to school in the evenings, family-home life, I guess you will continue to be BAF for a while.
by Mr. Cer November 10, 2008
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bafong

that girl is a bafong
by miela December 28, 2007
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BAFH

Acronym for Bastard Assistant From Hell.
This being from hell of pure evil is usually found somewhere close to its executive counterpart the BOFH and supports him where ever it can. On occasions they may also be found alone in the dark backs of shops and postal services. BAFHs are always out looking for an opportunity to strike when you least expect it but without revealing its true identity or position.
I couldn't get a refund because of the bloody BAFH they got there
by _Pandemonium_ June 15, 2009
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Bafooligan

Someone who is making a fool of themselves or is being a jackass trying to impress someone or a group of people
Guy: *Snorts pop rocks*
Lady: "Wow, real mature, bafooligan."
by jefar123456789 November 3, 2011
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