The act of covering up your boyfriends swamp ass and your trash juice pussy stench after banging one out on MT. Crumpet with HEAVY amounts of axe body spray.
My ex wife is trash axing the car so HEAVILY after picking up Oscar from MT. Crumpet I can smell her coming a mile down the road.
by imashitonthesewallsray November 30, 2021
stop being an axe parker
by spreespree March 19, 2022
Look at this Axe I stole from the mini mart, I'm gonna Axe Tag in the back of the mini mart cause that's how I roll.
by urworsthacker01 December 24, 2011
by barker-painter-kid January 21, 2020
Kobey axe is the best basketball player to ever exist. Literally no one on planet earth can guard him. He averages 100 points per game😱😱 bag is extremely deep🥶
Kobey axe is amazing
by The goat🥶🥶🥵 November 21, 2023
A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.
Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.
TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.
TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
by Falcon Thunder Fist December 17, 2023
A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other
by Stain Moleman August 01, 2023