ap calculus

A difficult class available in high school that involves hard concepts like derivatives and integration.

I'm not taking AP calculus because it's too hard.

by 5'1"Racer June 5, 2005

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008

ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014

sub-ape

A specific type of ape, usually named, Ryan, in which he cannot follow through on the sub ape shemale he is trying to get

He is such a sub-ape he cant even get her

by hyfen BadAss July 11, 2014

Full Ape

Going mad. When someone goes full ape, you should NOT be around them for at least a day. Give them time to cool off. Make sure they aren't going to hurt you, while they are in the process of destroying a bunch of shit.

Zach said he's about to go full ape if another teacher gives him shit.

by uhoh! October 26, 2015

ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016