ap calculus

A difficult class available in high school that involves hard concepts like derivatives and integration.

I'm not taking AP calculus because it's too hard.

by 5'1"Racer June 5, 2005

Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

Doodle Apes

Doodle Apes is an ongoing NFT-project which there is no current projection of release date of.
The project is led by a team of founders consisting of Amrit and Serpent whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.

8888 DAPES with high fashion sense living in the metaverse!

Doodle Apes will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.

So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.

That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with something else.

I just recently joined the NFT project Doodle Apes!
Doodle Apes have recently received over 100.000 members in their discord!

by SecurePanda January 15, 2022

ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016

AP Fartology

An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.

I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008