Irish Weedwhacker

When you fuck a leprechaun over a pot of gold and the gold gets on the leprechauns red pubes and there dick looks like it has the midas touch.

Person 1: I just did a irish weedwhacker on my enslaved leprechaun

Person 2: Fuck yeah dude

by isuckbigtoes32 May 6, 2022

Blackout Irish

Irish people with dark hair who drink so much that they forget what they did the night before.

I hooked up with a blackout Irish and he didn't call me the next day and it made me feel sad.

by longing January 24, 2009

The Irish Incubator

A preparation of potatoes involving the injection of semen before boiling, in order to "incubate" the sperm that was injected. As the potatoes cook, the sperm creates a better flavor and texture. This process makes any meal 100 times better.

"Hey Sam, did you do anything different for dinner tonight? It was really good."
"Yeah man, I made the Irish Incubators."

by rfWavy February 19, 2021

Irish Silencer

Kissing a bald man on the forehead to get him to stop telling you his life story

"If Gary tries roping you into one of his stories, just hit him with an Irish Silencer."

by Irishsilencer March 9, 2019

Irish Caviar

Irish Caviar is canned pork and beans.

"give out with the Irish Caviar". This was a line in the gangster epic, "Angels with Dirty Faces. Starring James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart and the most very awesome Dead End Kids.

by aka The Colonel June 4, 2017

black irish

The 2007-2008 Boston Celtics. With such players like Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen. The name was given by the comedian Cheryl Underwood.

John:Yo man, you see them African American leprechauns jumping up and down the court last night?
Dave: Dude, wtf?
John: The Black Irish man. The Boston Celtics. They cold bruh.

by bostonma1234 June 18, 2008

irish eclipse

when you get drunk, sober up, and then get drunk again in the same day.

A true irish drinker can experience several irish eclipses in his lifetime.

by snowmass bartender January 3, 2008