Gay after dark

When a gay is still in the closet, but comes out after dark to have sex with other gays.

Emily: What's going on with Mitchell?

Harrison: I dunno, I think he's gay after dark!

by Haarryyo May 31, 2015

the day after next

A day in the future that can never come; usually used to put off a request frrom someone for action.

Mom - I have been asking you to clean that funky room for weeks. When are you gonna do it?

Offspring - I had planned to do it, like, the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004

the squirrels are after me

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

because they think i'm nuts!

by bobston January 19, 2005

morning-after-girl

The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.

Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'

by Sidney&Henry April 2, 2008

after school special

Right when you get home from school you go poop.

"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."

by sam April 10, 2005

Quarter After Six

A sex position in which the woman's body position resembles the hands of a clock when it's 6:15. This is typically achieved with the woman assuming a bent over stance.

Last night I Quarter After Six'ed Lauren on the kitchen table.

by SMD486 August 21, 2009

afterflow

The fulfilling, tranquil feeling after taking a massive piss.

Dude I held that piss in for an hour, but after I launched it, the afterflow was so worth it.

by Carnal1ty October 2, 2007