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He consumes acids

Phrase or statement that indicates that somebody is significantly overweight or obese, the latter of which is guaranteed caused by consuming more acidic foods than alkaline foods.
Person A: Nikocado Avocado is so fat and ugly
Person B: Yeah, that is because he consumes acids. All the time.
by justleafy2003 May 20, 2022
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Master of acid wits

Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.
Person 1: fxxk off loser. Lmao. 😹😹😹

Person 2: bro is a master of acid wits
by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023
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Acid

ACID IS COOL NGL
by Jzisnejdjsnamama June 10, 2022
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Acid

A paper thin substance hippies and deadheads trip out on.
It was like having a liter of acid poured into your head.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
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acid zombie

A derogatory term used to describe a person with GERD (aka Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease).
If this acid zombie spits acid on my brand new shirt, then he should be given a very heavy form of punitive suffering! Someone call a doctor who can do something for his stomach for once, will ya?!
by GodYesWorldlyDesiresNo May 31, 2020
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Phenidic acid

Phenidic acid, or Ritalinic Acid, or Evitalinic Acid is a portmanteau of 2-{Phen}yl-2-(p{i}peri{d}in-2-yl) acet{ic} {acid}. It is used to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin) and Ethylphenidate (Evitalin) by reacting it with methanol and ethanol. 2-Phenyl-2-(piperidin-2-yl) acetic acid is awesome!
Steve: I reacted Phenidic acid and Methanol to make Methylphenidate (Ritalin). I used the rest of the Phenidic acid to make Ethylphenidate (Evitalin).
by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024
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Acid Diarrhea

A form of Diarrhea that burns like fire, often due to excessive wiping necessitated by frequent gastrointestinal distress, spicy foods which leave behind residue on the sensitive tissue of the anus, or food processing too quickly through the digestive system and thus the stomach acid not being neutralized like it normally would and acid being present on the anus (with a severe burning sensation similar to acid reflex disease, or heartburn). Often times a combination of factors and the fact that excess human excrement and excess acid from the stomach normally found in diarrhea burn the anus area, and makes it feel as if it's being eaten away and disintegrated by acid. Also accompanied by "sharts", especially minor one's that only leak out a small amount but create the similar burning sensation.

Whatever the case, it burns like fucking hell.
I just had a really severe case of acid diarrhea... shouldn't eaten that fourth burrito...

Oh god dave, my colon and anus are burning like fire! I think I 've got a severe case of acid Diarrhea

Oh God, it feels like my colon is being disintegrated and eaten away by acid... oh God, it really is! Too much stomach acid! Agghhhh!
by TheRealMCrapper August 3, 2017
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