statutory abuse

Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.

Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Hat Abuse

The action in wich someone abuses another persons hat

STOP THIS HAT ABUSE

by eric noblesmen August 29, 2018

abuse me baby

You use this when you want to have sex but you can make it obvious.

Daniel: Hey baby, what you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Abuse me baby...

by Tiff Speak May 29, 2018

admin abuse

me

The Admin was abusing. This is commonly known as "Admin Abuse" 🤯🤯🤯

by professional_circle January 17, 2023

Alexa abuse

Alexa abuse is acts of discrimination towards people with the name; Alexandria, or Alexandra who go by the nickname Alexa.

Person: Lmao! Your so stupid
Alexa: Is this Alexa abuse
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Person: Ur srsly so ugly
Alexa: Alexa abuse much?

by luluwazhere January 26, 2023

Abuse your friend day

An international holiday where people must abuse their friends in whatever way possible. It is celebrated on the 23rd February annually.

Abuse your friend day is coming up soon.

by DCVBREFD February 18, 2023

Elise abuse

When you abuse a person named Elise.

This man committed Elise abuse towards Elise.

by Archie_savage February 22, 2023