Failed Abortion

A failed abortion is often regarded as an abortion that is failed (typically a child that the mother and/or father didn't want). Often times, a failed abortion is classified as someone who listens to bands like 6ix9ine, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and/or the Beatles.

They play Undertale and inhale Mountain Dew. They're not the funny Fortnite gamers.
Bill: Hey, do you see that kid playing Among Us?
Jimothy: Yeah, he's a failed abortion.
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Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024
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Failed Abortion

Someone who is a total waste of human life who lacks common sense and big mistake on mummy and daddy
by DEAN JEANIE January 05, 2021
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cannibal abortion

a death metal band formed in 2015.
have you listened to "cannibal Abortion?" they are my new favorite band!
by shartlover444 September 18, 2021
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bass abortion

The bloody mess that occurs when a pregnant female plays bass in a wicked rock band. Used to express something that is simultaneously amazing and awful.
"I don't know how I feel about this new trend. It's sort of a bass abortion, don't you think?"

"I was on the rollercoaster when that guy had his arm ripped off. It was a legit bass abortion."
by Fox2018 April 06, 2018
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Missouri Abortion

When you force a pregnant woman to stay with her abuser until he beats her into a miscarriage.
Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.
by It's A Clown's World March 16, 2024
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My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.
A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018
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