A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
Get the Battle Axe Syndromemug. Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.
Your mom is a Weed-Axe
by Ac3-Music Offical theorist December 15, 2021
Get the Weed-Axemug. by Megirl164 August 25, 2011
Get the Axe sniffingmug. a strong fragrance spray often used by guys who don’t know how to use deodorant or take a shower, so they spray 5 pounds of it to cover it up when we can still smell their ball sweat.
Person: God! what is that smell, it’s giving me a headache.
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓
by coochiedestoryer334 December 23, 2023
Get the Axe Body Spraymug. Only Trump supporters and Cruz supporters who happen to be black use this word as a sub for "ask." No other black person uses it.
by dangnuggets April 2, 2019
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by The goat🥶🥶🥵 November 21, 2023
Get the Kobey axemug. A slang term for a woman's pudendal cleft, particularly during menstruation when it resembles a bloody wound.
by Space guru April 4, 2022
Get the Axe gashmug.