Kobe

The act of someone hitting an amazing shot in basketball. A great feat or achievement, in honor of the late, great Kobe Bryant.

John: Yo, Jake! Did you just see that full-court shot?
Jake: Yeah, dude! You just fucking Kobed it!

by Bruhtonius January 27, 2020

Kobe

A dead basketball player.

Bro#1: bruh lay on the floor real quick
Bro#2 Ok *Lays on floor*
*All Bros nearby gather around the victim*

All bros excpet Bro#2 together: DON'T MAKE FUN OF KOBE MAN

by _M1dN1ght January 28, 2020

Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobes

A bloke who wants to graft females but is a keyboard warrior so cannot perform on the night.

A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.

Kobe is such a Kobes , he is constantly snapchatting Juicy but sacked it at the party.

by goodchatdemon June 10, 2019

Kobe

His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it

Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background

by Deai March 25, 2025

Kobing

Is when someone acts like Kobe Bryant in every way

Yo Joe, your shit at ball, stop Kobing and be yourself

by jjhaksgsirghwsekhgl;nglgj February 12, 2019

Kobe

A BLACK nIQQA WHO'HAS PLAYED IN THE NBA.

Wow it's kobe

by NOTITTIESTOWATCH January 28, 2020