lolly hammer

The act of a male hitting his bell piece against the woman's vagina entry or clitoris. This normally takes place when the female is on her period when she doesn't want your package inside her but just wants a good lolly hammer sesh.

"She was on her period so we just lolly hammered instead."

Bellpeice vagina clitoris lollyhammer peroid

by bitchtitsMT December 28, 2013

The Bammer Hammer

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.

"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"

by Lavabite October 26, 2020

horse hammer

A male genitalia especially of the large nature

Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!

by SwagMiester August 28, 2016

Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

Doad Hammer

A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.

Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."

by Dong Chung August 27, 2013

hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.

Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

vegan hammer

The vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. Are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, El Niño, La Niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans...)

This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".

I had a flat the other day and Heather said it was because I didn't use all vegan tires. She really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.

by joeevil October 28, 2015