Someone who has an unusually large number of children, referring to their exceptionally (re-)productive ladyparts
by Peter the Quite Good May 26, 2016
"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
by Abdallah Price November 04, 2011
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by CAHERMAN March 15, 2022
A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.
(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.
by Bond of Blood December 26, 2010
Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!
by JackDaddy6294 September 11, 2023
When a man nuts (or cums) into another mans urethra then they nut back into your mouth forcing you to swallow creating a snowball effect.
KYLE: Aye Jim you wanna get together with the boys and do a snowball cannon?
JIM: FUCK YEAH LETS DO IT!
JIM: FUCK YEAH LETS DO IT!
by The_Crotch_Fire March 25, 2019