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Pussy Cannon

Launching yourself penis first into a woman's vagine.
Karen: "Bob why is there a Circus Cannon in the room!?"
Bob: "Honey, have you ever tried the Pussy Cannon?"
Bob: *Does the Pussy Cannon*
Karen :
by Osama_binBallin September 16, 2019
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Cotton Cannon

A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.
(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.
by Bond of Blood December 26, 2010
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logic cannon

The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:

1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are
Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !

Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.

Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !
by (legal)druggydude July 7, 2011
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Douche Cannon

1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010
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Sperm Cannon

Sperm Cannon or more known as -IFwsI- Sperm Cannon~, he is a rather famous and annoying hacker in the game CS2D. He hacks and annoys a lot of people. Banning him is useless.
-IFwsI- Sperm Cannon is h4x0r.
by XDmlgXD October 4, 2016
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Loose Cannon

Someone known to fly off the handle at even the smallest obstacles. Usually someone like a Cathy or a Catherine. This type of person can be quite dangerous, and have been known to mow down pedestrians for pleasure.
Did you see that loose cannon? She just ran that dude over for no reason at all, like a real danger in the shadows!
by acktionjac June 7, 2018
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taco cannon

His taco cannon slid right in and shot in her taco.
by adotcum February 23, 2015
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