A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.
by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011
Get the car candy mug.Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!
by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023
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Get the Nose Candy mug.She is known to have many talents , Sleeping , eating , Sarcasm , ... But Seriously She is so caring and smart :)
Sometimes She can be a nerd but she still can be cute and hot af
Sometimes She can be a nerd but she still can be cute and hot af
+ : "Do you know the name of the hot and cute chick in my class???!"
- : "of course , its Kamand , Everybody call her candy."
+ : HMMM Kamand(Candy)
- : "of course , its Kamand , Everybody call her candy."
+ : HMMM Kamand(Candy)
by SmartAss God November 5, 2022
Get the Kamand(Candy) mug.The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.
"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."
by bcstar80 March 16, 2008
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Dude me and william went down to pavilions and jack som air heads twisted that shit up! Was like stoner candy.
by stoneybalogne January 12, 2011
Get the Stoner Candy mug.1.) A combination of the commonly used phrases "easy as pie" and "like stealing candy from a baby"
2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise
2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise
(waiting in a VERY long line to get concert tickets, but two friends make it to the front in under a minute)
Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...
Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...
by MiZuNdRsTuD December 5, 2010
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