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Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be
Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
by Lezo August 25, 2021
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Zombie-Crat

Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.

Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat
Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.
by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020
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infomercial zombie

When there is an infomercial and you cant help but to stare and looking like a zombie.

Causing the infomercial zombie effect
Friend 1- So the other day i was about to make out with this girl when i became an infomercial zombie.

Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on
by nando92 July 27, 2010
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Pokemon Zombie

When a large group of weirdos congregate in public places like parks and malls, staring into their phones, and walking aimlessly.

They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack
I tried to walk through the plaza but there were too many Pokemon Zombies blocking the way.
by sanjuro_kurosawa July 17, 2016
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Farmville Zombie

An extremely additcted farmville player who sends game requests but no longer is part of the facebook world. Usually will only speak of facebook sim-games and has an inability to make needed effort socially.
Friend 1: All I ever hear is farmville from him! What is it?
Friend 2: No! Don't try it. You'll end up so addicted that you'll be a farmville zombie!!
Friend 1: So thats why he never talks to us. :(
by Shadoe.Phoenix. March 3, 2011
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Bargain Zombie

A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
by New Sky November 28, 2010
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Zombie snob

Someone who likes the old zombie movies when zombies moved really slow and sluggish.
Hey man, wanna watch Zombieland tonight?

No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.
by sickness June 27, 2012
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