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Zach Moment

Similar to a blonde moment, a moment when you're not the brightest or just flat out an idiot.
When you're trying to find a document so your teacher tells you to go to search and you open up Google search engine. That's when your friends would say, "Wow, that's a Zach Moment for you!"
by NatureGirl June 5, 2011
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Zaching off

He just came over to my house and starting zaching off on my blanket.
by Pussyfoot69 July 21, 2017
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zach chapman

A person with a huge dick and makes u walk side to side amd is hansome with everpart of his body and cares about girls he likes
by Bsizbshvejzgsv August 11, 2017
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zach boren

by Tmeadfam34 April 18, 2018
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Zach Silva

Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:

- Must be called Zach Silva

- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin

If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.
Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now

Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards
by ZachSilvaFetish November 10, 2018
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Zach Twaddle

A kid who says lol in every single sentence, and sometimes for no reason.
Owen: "Sup"

Zach Twaddle: "Lol"
Owen: "What you doing?"
Zach: "playin fortnite ol"
by Brendonator June 13, 2018
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Zach Diego

This dude is the realest, he gets all the ladies, absolutely the coolest guy you’ll ever meet!
You see that dude, that’s Zach Diego! Absolute fucking pussy master
by RealBoisDontDie May 30, 2018
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