Jean Yoga

The stretches and positions you do when trying to quickly break-in a new or freshly washed pair of jeans to make them comfortable.

I pulled these jeans straight out of the dryer and forgot to do my jean yoga. Now they're riding up my crotch.

by BigJoeT December 4, 2010

Big Yoga

Big Yoga is an adapted yoga program, developed by Yoga expert Meera Patricia Kerr, that makes Yoga accessible to anyone challenged by extra weight, stiffness, injury or neglect.

Big Yoga is for Every-Body!
Big Yoga is not your daughter's yoga!

by Pete64 December 7, 2011

GoldBond Yoga

Generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your's (and/or other's) genitals before getting dressed.

*Think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!

"Dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, I need to practice GoldBond Yoga"

by EL G September 25, 2014

penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things October 7, 2015

scubba yoga pants

Yoga pants soooo thick they hide the fat ripples.

She took off her scubba yoga pants and her ass fell apart.

by Snowplower March 24, 2017

Chakra Yoga

Discover The Bliss Of Yoga at Chakra Yoga ! Experience An Unforgettable Yoga Teacher Training in Thailand and find the best yoga retreats from luxury wellness vacations to affordable yoga packages.

Chakra Yoga

by https://www.chakrayoga.com March 7, 2018

Biological-Yoga

a method of Ancient Yoga, a natural science that can align a human's physical life or complete brain/body organism (which ideally extends to one's closest social network) to their inner/eternal/spiritual life or soul/essence/breath in order to function, develop and evolve optimally in context to their given time and space; breath control, simple meditation, the daily practice of bodily postures, individual specific physical outlets, spiritual studies, and aligning with universal biological and spiritual truths are incorporated elements.

Ex: Attachment and Conscious Non-Violent Parenting of one's own offspring or that of any orphaned earthlings is an integral part of discovering one's higher purpose through Biological-Yoga.

I practice Biological-Yoga which is not a career accomplishment, but a method of bettering one's existence with daily practice.

by karmajohn July 11, 2018