wtf-ill

wat tha fuck i look like

Crackhead: aye man i got these cheesburgers buy em and i'll suck yo dick
Person: man get ur ass outta here wtf-ill

by Rufus Davis March 11, 2010

wtf

A gay way of saying "What The Fuck"

guy 1: Dude I broke my penis!

guy 2: WTF

by more_cowbell March 26, 2010

wtf

stop counting the cutlery, mother!

three samll spoons are missing, two big spoons, and one fork, where are they? WTF.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 5, 2010

WTF

1. A term usually used in chat rooms to stand for "what the f***", but can also be interperated to mean "way to fail" in reality.
2. what the F |_| € |<
3. Way to fail

1. I heard a noise in the middle of the night and I was like OMG WTF BBQ, but it turned out to be my cat so I went back to sleep.
2. Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me for some nutjob jock!
WTF, that sucks man.
3. I couldn't find my facemask all weekend, so I was freezing my face off when I went camping. I got back home and looked in the bottom of my backpack and there it was!!
WTF, man, epic failure.

by Ozzy skellington December 14, 2009

WTF

Wife Type Figure. Generally refers to a person in non-traditional relationship in which someone is unhappy with his/her spouse. Otherwise known as a "ball-and-chain," or soon-to-be ex-wife.

Lemme check with my WTF. I'll get back to ya.

by Secretly Sexually Twisted April 12, 2011

WTF

traditional definition: what the fuck

alternate modern definition: willing to fuck (usually regarding current state or mood)

for traditional definition see previous examples

alternate definition: I'm so WTF right now; she was so WTF last night

by copsumhollas October 13, 2010

WTF

Want the fries or
want the french?

Hey u wtf with that?
Wtf on that?

by turd1313 July 9, 2010