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Dusty Wind Tunnel

Dusty Wind Tunnel \ˈdəs-tē ˈwind ˈtə-nəl\

An elusive phrase only recently recovered by modern day intellectuals, the Dusty Wind Tunnel is a pleasurable experience for all parties. Initiated by several deep thrusts into the receiver's anus, the tunnel (anal cavity) must be enlarged by the shaft before the process may continue. The receiver of the penis will now be feeling quite loose and must start searching for the sensation that indicates that flatulence will soon erupt. As this sensation grows stronger, it should be indicated to the partner so that the thrusts can grow in intensity and strength. As the fart leaves the butthole, it should be expelled with as much force as possible for the maximum level of pleasure. In one great show of anal queefing, a fart cloud engulfs and rushed past the throbbing cock thus creating the effigy of a Dusty Wind Tunnel.
As Marco is plunging deep into Jordan's squishy anus, Jordan's bowels conduct in orchestra of flatulence that envelop Marco's erect penis, producing the Dusty Wind Tunnel effect.
by the_plunger69 September 25, 2014
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Three Beets to the Wind Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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butt wind

by massive matt July 27, 2003
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Ball Wind

The wind current created when some guy puts his sweaty balls on an electric fan to blow the odor onto his friends.
Jason made his friends cry with his ball wind.

Oh god, I smell Jose's ball wind!
by Beefcheeks August 18, 2010
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Rusty Wind Chime

A gentlemans shaft after partaking in anal sex, either with a male or female.
'His Penis looks like a rusty wind chime!'
by Diffy Jacobs April 2, 2013
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flappin in the wind

when a vagina is extremely loose that it flaps.
man i hope its not windy today, shelbys gunna be flappin in the wind
by Shelby && Alyssa December 14, 2008
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spit in the wind

"Don't spit in the wind" is a commonly euphemized phrase in the USA, out of "Don't piss in the wind," a British nautical phrase with a literal meaning. Both phrases mean "Don't do something self-defeating," in the sense of "If you try to expectorate (urinate), don't do it into (against) the wind or the saliva (urine) will blow back on you in a nasty way."

A futile act is "spitting in the wind." So is a selfless but unheeding act that "boomerangs" or has dire consequences the doer hadn't contemplated, an act that "did more harm than good."
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape /

You don't spit in the wind / *or 'into the wind'

You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger /

and you don't mess around with Jim."

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Popular song, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim", ca. 1972,

James (Jim) Croce, singer/songwriter.

Lyrics copyright (c) EMI Music Publishing (as of this date).

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by al-in-chgo September 15, 2011
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