Simon Lewis

Twat.

You're such a f*cking Simon Lewis.

Who's that Simon Lewis. Twat.

by kikidiki May 17, 2016

evie lewis

A mean ass person

Evie Lewis is a person who is an ass

by Gabby10112245582 June 12, 2017

Lewis & Clark College

A school 10x better than Reed College. Cooler, smarter, and overall better. Yeah, that's right. Care more about the environment and have way more trees on campus. Also didn't turn out capitalists like Steve Jobs, so there's that. MONICA LEWINSKY. That's all.

Lewis & Clark College over Reed any day.

by Defnotaneoi69420 September 19, 2019

Jerry Lewis' Hair

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."

"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."

by creedmoor October 10, 2004

big dick lewis

Me

I have a big dick because my name is lewis

me: I HAVE HUGE DING DONG

everyone: Big Dick Lewis

by BIGDICKLEWIS July 31, 2019

Sir Mike Lewis

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

by Sir Mike Lewis March 29, 2022

Lewis from TDK

Lewis is one of the best person in the world, but he gets super horny from amine bitches, but he is a cool guy if you get to know him also little hot, but we're not going speak on that shit bruh

Serc: anyone knows who that guy gets horny of amine bitches

Earth: Sup fuckers

Carl: Sup fucker

South: Yeah i know what you're talking about Lewis from TDK Right

Serc: Yeah that person he such a weirdo

by Kekeoserc October 18, 2020