wannabe wikipedia ass

when your ass is so fat its close enough to be compared to the index of the wikipedia page
meant to be a compliment

similar to “wow your ass is so cute”
shes such a wannabe wikipedia ass”
wow…that is def a wannabe wikipedia ass”
by rawr1975 March 13, 2023
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A Wannabe Welldo

A Wannabe Welldo is a teenage boy/girl who constantly talks about sex and always tries to instigate fights.
"what about that girl down the street?" "Nar, she's a wannabe welldo."
by BigBoysForever May 11, 2022
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Wannabe Divron

Some moron on Ragnarok Online that thinks hes the shiznit but is really a pussy who doesn't know a thing.
"Hey div tonight y don't u spawn high orcs so u have 200 on u at once!"
by FagBoy October 16, 2003
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Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"
by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 16, 2018
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Wannabe soccer girls

The set of girls who watch football for looks of the players and pretend to know ball but basically has no understanding of the game.
Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him

Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.

Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020
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Wannabe Homewrecker

One who centers their personality around wrecking a relationship when really, she did nothing of the sort but wants to make herself feel powerful.
Person 1: Homewrecker x2
Everyone else: Where's these second homewrecker? All I see is a wannabe homewrecker.
by Fawthie December 24, 2021
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theatrical wannabe lesbian

A gay man who displays traits that of a lesbian involved with the performing arts that also has a flamboyant and obnoxious demeanor. Also has an unnecessary amount of attitude.

Typically also lacks a thought process in most scenarios.
“Today this man came up to me and said I didn’t pass the vibe check because I didn’t know the ‘Newsies’ script… and then he took off his Nike slides and tossed them at my head”

that’s just a theatrical wannabe lesbian.
by nztalie March 21, 2024
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