Wish Wash

When you break even on something, or when two opposite things cancel out.

You've lost a dollar because you were misbehaving in a grocery store, but when we went to the mall, you surprised me with your excellent behavior, so I'll give you a dollar for that. Don't bother touching your money paper, because it's a wish wash.

by Qwickable May 9, 2021

Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.

Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.

by Solomon7 July 28, 2023

Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023

Hot Wash

Hot washing occurs when a person, generally standing in a group of people in a body of water, decides to pee without considering the direction of the current, there by peeing on the person or persons they are standing with.

Friend 1: “Man I have got to pee”
Friend 2: “please go downstream or else you will hot wash us all!”

by NoRegrets520 July 12, 2022

west washed

When some kind of non western media gets changed up to appeal more to the western audience, going even so far that important cultural elements get cut out.

a: do you like the movie xy?
b: no, i prefer the books, they're not so west washed!

by nah better not July 13, 2022

wash the dog

a lesbian golden shower

wash the dog: I was SHOCKED when I walked in on Elizabeth and Brianne washing the dog...

by AS from Toronto September 10, 2008

white wash

..... that thing government/ civil servants and fake advocacy do that reflects the 'whiteness' of politics and all of its oppressive and exploitative practices. One does not need to be Caucasian to be a whitewasher...metaphorically those who paint over messes with a distracting white wash so there is an appearance of cleanliness, resolution and organization. The mess still remains under this thin coat of deception.

The Catholic Church tried to white wash the sexual abuse charges by offering out of court settlements

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008