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fucktard virus

When you hang around someone that acts like a fucktard and you start acting like a fucktard , you have caught the fucktard virus
Dude you hung around that fucktard for so long you caught his fucktard virus.
by Sarawr419 March 20, 2017
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dumbass virus

A virus that infects people today and do things that make them a dumbass
Getting paid to sit in a tent is a nice break til you realize their is someone among you who is infected by the dumbass virus and he’s sitting across from you.
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Tys virus

When someone constantly makes jokes upon jokes and goes on a joking-spree, leaving you with no time to breathe and nearly dying because of it.
Stop it man, you're giving me the Tys virus! You're killing me, please stop!
by Tobi_Or_Not_Tobi March 7, 2017
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Pocahanta Virus

A) Pocahanta Virus is a condition that an individual may have when constantly in pursuit of sex with Native Americans. Similar to Jungle Fever.

B) Having a little bit of Hantavirus. (Spanish)
Skylar: "Bro, I was at the Casino on the Rez last night, and banged the cocktail waitress after her shift. I think I contacted a wicked case of Pocahanta Virus."
by Dread Pirate Doris Roberts September 22, 2016
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typo virus

When a popular website is remade with a slightly different name, you accidentally go to that fake website, it can give you a virus. thus the name, typo virus.

-- one of these websites is goole.com a remake of google.com a popular search engine. just by mistyping google you can get a virus. dont worry, goole.com is not a virus, just someone trying to make a popular website.
Yesterday i got a typo virus by forgetting to type the second "g" in google, now i have to pay to get that fixed.
by almightynino July 25, 2016
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Cocksucka virus

The virus that makes the one who has contracted it irresistibly want sucking someone else's dick.
Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.
by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018
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