vacation dick

A vacation Dick is a penis of larger than average size, that could be uncomfortable to receive on a regular basis, as opposed to a boyfriend dick

Oh man I hooked up with a guy at the club last night, total vacation Dick though. I'll be walking funny for at least a week

by Ethantheasianman June 16, 2016

Vacation

82% of the time drunk.

Babe, we can't do that, it's dangerous and I'm on vacation.

by honest ashley April 19, 2018

Shelter-in-place vacation

A vacation in which you do not travel anywhere at all. Basically just spend a few days in bed.

Man this shit at work is killing me I'm going to take a shelter-in-place vacation.

by I. Dyddertwyce March 6, 2023

Vacation

Standing in line in exotic locations.

It doesn't matter what we do for vacation. It's always the same.

by Pseudorandomnessfl November 5, 2019

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!

by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.

by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016