The American custom of leaving both your brain and your house vacant for a half night and then 8 and one half days out of each year so you can keep your bank account vacant for half a week and 8 and one half months out of each year.
"Here's the vacationing plan family; on Friday after school mom will pack the snacks while everyone else tries to pack their clothes and toys, after everyone is done, mom makes adjustments on everyone's choice of clothing while everyone else makes adjustments on the health level of the snacks provided. Next, we leave California in time to check into the hotel in Vegas before checkout time so we have an hour to sleep so we don't waste the night that we already payed for in advance. Then we buy the necessities we forgot and drive across the country to get to Florida by Tuesday before midnight so we can get at least 4 hours of sleep before spending 2 half days and one night in the Disney World Resort and buy mom sneakers and use the kids' help to vacate the rest of Dad's savings accounts and max out the credit cards. We won't be able to afford another night at the resort so we take a 30 minute nap before checkout and shove what we can in the trunk and attempt to make it back to California in time to take a 30 minute nap before school starts and while Dad is sleeping on his desk at work Mom digs into her hidden cash stash to pay the speeding tickets and buy AAA insurance for next year's vacation."
by pastoryoshi November 14, 2011
Get the Vacationing mug.A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011
Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?
Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011
Get the Mongolian Vacation mug.A period of time when Jordan (also known as Franky) goes away on vacation for a few short days. This individual spends his time away from home by shagging plenty of birds, clobbering a concerning amount of pints, and even the occasional visit to Aroma Joes.
by Jmanhoops February 27, 2023
Get the Franky on Vacation mug.by I. Dyddertwyce March 6, 2023
Get the Shelter-in-place vacation mug.Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.
Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.
by Luciditi January 25, 2023
Get the Soft vacationing mug.Noun. The fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.
When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.
When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.
The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 9, 2023
Get the vacation fairy mug.when a workplace piling up someone's numbers of works before or after that person got his/her vacation because the workplace afraid of losing their money by having that person off work for a period of time.
by jarniwan October 29, 2023
Get the fake vacation mug.