vacation dick

A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis

He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head

Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!

by Mufgsucksballscum October 2, 2023

vacation dick

The dick that is so big its memorable just like a vacation

You would have to think that Shaq has vacation dick

by Dckboy June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that cannot be received on a daily basis due to its large size. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I got so much vacation dick last weekend, I can't go horse riding this Monday.

by Rizkaliffa June 17, 2016

Poor man's vacation

Leaving for vacation on a Friday night or Saturday morning and coming back on Monday or Tuesday.

I cannot afford to take an entire week off, so my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.

by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.

by Catof9Lives June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.

"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."

by NerdKilla June 16, 2016