A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023
Get the Dymo Twin Turbomug. a person who is a level higher than alphas and sigmas.
it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.
turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.
it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.
turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.
idiot who calls himself sigma: what do you mean youre a turbo dude? what is it anyways. i am a sigma so get out of my way.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.
by lolieatdirt March 19, 2024
Get the turbo dudemug. A low-quality (But good and fun) 2014 vehicle crash test simulator game made by Secret Exit Ltd. Has 32 maps, 39 vehicles and 8 characters that are listed here: Mr. Dismount (Main character), Ms. Dismount, Mr. Heft, Ms. Bumblebee, Mr. Reach, Mr. Stalwart, Ms. Diva and Mr. Ego. There are also npc cars with no view of what's in it, and they don't have damage models. You don't always drive the car, you can drive on driving mode that pops up when switching car routes, but in both cases, no matter if you drive it yourself or not, you have to launch the car, and depending on when you release, the launch strenght will be more. You can also customise the maps with obstacles, which there are 22 of (Excluding empty square) that range from ramps to several road blocks. You can also choose a route for the character to go, and you can drive yourself but if you're on pc you can't use WASD to steer it. Overall a pretty fun game. I don't know if it's only me, but it doesn't show up on Play Store and on Steam it costs... well the cost changes over time. It also has a 2nd game, Turbo Dismount 2. Right now, as I'm writing this on 17th of February 2025, Turbo Dismount 2 is in early access. Check my other article with the name Turbo Dismount 2 to know further.
Person 1: You ever heard of the game Turbo Dismount?
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
by DJIndustriez February 17, 2025
Get the Turbo Dismountmug. Someone who has never been within a 1 mile radius of a women's touch, however this being loves to try and snake anyone's girl despite never actually seeing one.
by BruhSandwich October 26, 2019
Get the Turbo Tivmug. 
An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024
Get the Turbo Cancermug. 