John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007
Get the blowing your own trumpetmug. A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
by rocktopuss February 23, 2006
Get the Did i step on your trumpet?mug. by Da_keyboard_defier May 2, 2020
Get the Ducky Trumpetmug. The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow
by Seozy January 16, 2018
Get the Silver Trumpetmug. The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.
by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024
Get the Trumpeteermug. I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
Get the tijuana trumpetmug. A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.
Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
by The mega ego August 18, 2018
Get the Mega Trumpetmug.