John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007
Get the blowing your own trumpetmug. A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
by rocktopuss February 23, 2006
Get the Did i step on your trumpet?mug. Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.
Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker
Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker
Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025
Get the Meat Trumpetmug. by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024
Get the Colossal Fuck Trumpetmug. by Moronica February 19, 2025
Get the trumpet of patriotsmug. The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 16, 2018
Get the dented trumpetmug. 1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.
2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017
Get the Trumpetmug.