Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

trout

grrr
someone being annoying in a fun way

me: ur such a trout 🥳🤠
- heheh
:P
me: stop being a trout🤪

by pip xoox May 6, 2019

Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.

My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!

by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019

trout fingers

One with the fingers of a trout. Normally for those who brag about fingering people often and in the afternoon.

"Yeah, my girl is so hot dude. I fingered her last night."
"Nice little trout fingers"

by Trout Fucker Mac Demarco 69 April 2, 2018

trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 22, 2018

Trout Fingers

When you finger your girl and then don't wash your hands.

"Dude I just got done fingering my girlfriend. It was so hot."
"Get out of here trout fingers."

by Trout Fucker Mac Demarco 69 May 14, 2018

Trout Fingers

Something you call soneone if they think about touching aquatic forms of life frequently

Jeremy was called trout fingers by some asshole when he was petting stingrays at the aquarium

by TroutAcolyte "moonfingerer" May 23, 2018