Patrick Navin Thomas

A useless sack of shit who is utter garbage at everything he does and has a really nice neckbeard.

Your mother is Patrick Navin Thomas

by Fucking weirdo April 14, 2017

the rob thomas

when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.

kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though

by gaz88 October 13, 2017

Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

by fizzeh January 15, 2019

Max John Harding Thomas

Its max, thats all just some guy from some town.

Hey "Max John Harding Thomas" How are you?

by UncleGravy June 1, 2023

Elijah Thomas Sanchez

This man will make your heart skip a beat. From his big brown eyes to that goofy smile i love this man he is perfect in every single way. I love him with all my heart and i always will. He treats you like the queen on his world and hold you up higher then anyone else can. Once you get a Elijah Thomas Sanchez there is no turning back you are stuck with him for life ... but im fine with that :)

I Love You With All My Heart Elijah Thomas Sanchez And I Always Will <3

The World: Is that your man ?
Me: Yup and im not sharing him with any of you
The World: OMG you are sooo lucky to have Elijah Thomas Sanchez
Me: i know :) and he is forever mine

by Missy<3 January 10, 2011

Thomas Roydhouse

A tool with blonde hair. A rat, who has an incredibly annoying laugh.

Kid: OI roydhouse

Thomas Roydhouse: what
Kid: shutup
Thomas Roydhouse: " annoying laugh "

by Dunno who?? June 10, 2013

thomas hoffman

Likes to flick off the pads straight to square leg. Spends up to 20 hours a day in the nets. Has an older brother. Is a cricket fanatic. Loves people with the last name Boyne. Likes the Indian Cricket Team.

This guy is an absolute Thomas Hoffman!

by HazfordaPM April 5, 2018