toleinuelui

Its a way superheros like bonterfieldimanyod man and captian riah pants eat men for breakfast...also where you put a mans genitals in thr back of your throat to touch the ovula.

person one:what would you like for breakfast?
person two: toleinuelui.

by bonterfieldimanyod man December 31, 2011

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

tolerance of a mousetrap

A term used to describe a person or creature with no patience or tolerance. Someone who snaps easily.

Bob: You wanna get something to eat man?
Larry: Sure. Not McDonald's though. I had that yesterday.
Bob: GOD DAMN IT LARRY! WHY CANT YOU EVER EAT WHERE I WANT TO!?
Larry: Jeez man. You've got the tolerance of a mousetrap.

by Hackfail August 10, 2012

toledo smokestack

A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.

"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"

by The Poper May 13, 2014

tolerrelationship

A relationship in which one only tolerates the other, much like a sibling relationship.

Stacy: Is Ron and Anne a thing? They don't look as if they enjoy each other's company.
Leah: They're in a tolerrelationship.

by TheBrous April 14, 2014

Toly

Toly is when you fart but you can't smell it

*FARTS*
guy1:I hope that was a toly

Guy2:yeah,same here

by faze yaze May 16, 2016

Tolerlit

When you are in fact excessively intoxicated, but for whatever reason you have to act sober or convince others you are not as drunk as you seem. (Tolerant + Lit)

"Act sober guys, we're about to walk past some cops coming out of the bar!"

"I'll be tolerlit, don't worry!"

by LeggoMyMayo January 30, 2017